There are things I don’t understand about our new apartment.  Today I heard some strange noises whilst I was in the shower.  And when I was getting dressed something started talking in the living room.

There are a variety of things that can speak in the apartment.  There is an intercom system that allows us to speak to people at the front of the apartment building and I assume that security can use it to speak to us.  The heating system speaks when you adjust the temperature of the water.  I think that the alarm system can also speak.  I have no idea what was speaking today but it made me jump.